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Launch copy that doesn't sound like ChatGPT wrote it.

For solo founders shipping in the next 30 days. Landing page, social posts, cold emails, blog drafts — written, edited, and delivered in 48 hours. From £47.

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No calls · No Slack channel · No agency theatre
Next launch cohort: orders processed Monday. Cutoff: Sunday 23:59 GMT.

It's launch week and you can't write.

You built the product. The landing page is live but the copy is embarrassing. Product Hunt is in 4 days. You've drafted the same launch tweet eleven times. You opened ChatGPT, got 800 words of generic slop, closed the tab.

This is the part of shipping nobody talks about. The copy isn't optional, but you're the worst-positioned person to write it — too close to the product, too short on time, too sick of looking at it.

You have two options — and now a third.

Pick your ship speed.

Three tiers. Zero calls. Delivered fast.

Tier 1 — Launch Copy Pack
£47 one-time
48-hour turnaround
◉ Founding price — 27 spots left
  • Landing page copy — 3 hero variants, features, social proof, CTA
  • 30 social posts (X-optimised, 8 LinkedIn variants)
  • Cold outbound email sequence (5 emails)
  • One blog post draft (1,200 words, SEO-aligned)
  • Delivered as Notion + Google Doc + Markdown
Get the £47 pack →
Delivered fast · One round of revisions included
Tier 3 — Content Engine
£497 /month
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◉ 6 active retainers · 2 spots this month
  • 4 SEO blog posts/mo (1,500 words each, published via API)
  • Daily X + LinkedIn posts (scheduled to your accounts)
  • Weekly newsletter draft
  • Monthly performance report
  • Published to Ghost / Webflow / WordPress
Start the £497 plan →
Cancel anytime · No long-term contract

Questions you're about to ask.

Isn't this just ChatGPT?

We use Claude Opus 4.6 + GPT-4 + a 200-prompt internal stack trained on the highest-converting SaaS launches of the last three years. Then a human edits. The output is what you'd get if you hired a £100/hr SaaS copywriter for a day — at 5% the price. Not happy? One round of revisions included, no friction.

Who's actually behind this?

Solo operator plus an AI stack. We're upfront about it because the alternative — pretending to be a 12-person agency — is the thing you're tired of. Less theatre, lower price, faster delivery.

What about my voice?

You fill out a 5-minute intake form (URL, top 3 competitors, 2–3 X accounts whose tone you like). We mirror that. If the first draft isn't in your voice, we redraft once free of charge before the 48h cutoff.

Do you write in languages other than English?

English only for now. US English by default, UK English on request.

I'm pre-launch with no website yet — can you help?

The £297 Kit includes landing page copy structured for Carrd / Framer / Webflow. You don't need a site to buy.

What if I'm not happy with the draft?

Every order includes one round of revisions. Reply to your delivery email with what you want changed and we'll rework it within 24h. Because delivery begins immediately on intake (you agree to this at checkout), orders are not refundable once started — but revisions are free and fast.

Want to see our work first?

Three full sample packs from past launches, sent to your inbox. No upsell emails.