For solo founders shipping in the next 30 days. Landing page, social posts, cold emails, blog drafts — written, edited, and delivered in 48 hours. From £47.
You built the product. The landing page is live but the copy is embarrassing. Product Hunt is in 4 days. You've drafted the same launch tweet eleven times. You opened ChatGPT, got 800 words of generic slop, closed the tab.
This is the part of shipping nobody talks about. The copy isn't optional, but you're the worst-positioned person to write it — too close to the product, too short on time, too sick of looking at it.
You have two options — and now a third.
Three tiers. Zero calls. Delivered fast.
We use Claude Opus 4.6 + GPT-4 + a 200-prompt internal stack trained on the highest-converting SaaS launches of the last three years. Then a human edits. The output is what you'd get if you hired a £100/hr SaaS copywriter for a day — at 5% the price. Not happy? One round of revisions included, no friction.
Solo operator plus an AI stack. We're upfront about it because the alternative — pretending to be a 12-person agency — is the thing you're tired of. Less theatre, lower price, faster delivery.
You fill out a 5-minute intake form (URL, top 3 competitors, 2–3 X accounts whose tone you like). We mirror that. If the first draft isn't in your voice, we redraft once free of charge before the 48h cutoff.
English only for now. US English by default, UK English on request.
The £297 Kit includes landing page copy structured for Carrd / Framer / Webflow. You don't need a site to buy.
Every order includes one round of revisions. Reply to your delivery email with what you want changed and we'll rework it within 24h. Because delivery begins immediately on intake (you agree to this at checkout), orders are not refundable once started — but revisions are free and fast.
Three full sample packs from past launches, sent to your inbox. No upsell emails.